One of the worst decisions I ever made on Tumblr was to follow a Chelsea fan.
Yes you have Frank Lampard, and, yes, you have Jose Mourinho again, and, yes, I’m incredibly jealous of all the young talent you’ve acquired with Russian money (Mata, Lukaku, Hazard, Oscar, De Bruyne, Courtuois, etc.).
But come on, seriously?
There’s no way I will ever understand a Chelsea fan.